Surely He Jests

Could somebody please tell me what kind of drugs this idiot is on?

“I know that they all probably assume they have better, much more important, urgent, timely, things to campaign on, but I sure would like to get their individual takes on the new video game that one company is marketing to fifteen year old boys.”

“It’s called “Mass Effect” and it allows its players – universally male no doubt – to engage in the most realistic sex acts ever conceived. One can custom design the shape, form, bodies, race, hair style, breast size of the images they wish to “engage” and then watch in crystal clear, LCD, 54 inch screen, HD clarity as the video game “persons” hump in every form, format, multiple, gender-oriented possibility they can think of.”

Either this guy is seriously misinformed, has confused Mass Effect with some other title, or is simply lying in an attempt to escape the pit of obscurity by demonizing the game industry and gamers themselves (Jack Thompson-style). Whatever the case, I have a feeling that last possibility is spot-on.

What say you?

Fatsquatch Written by:

Professional nerd. Enemy of nonsense. Failed musician. Friend to the animals. Misanthrope. Jaded gamer.

3 Comments

    • Brad Hates Games
      January 18, 2008
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      Somebody ought to send him an email thanking him for shedding light upon this curse facing American families, and ask him to write another one spotlighting all the immoral stuff that goes on in Metal Gear Solid 3. Then if he does, we could pass the link onto the MGS message boards and let those lunatics gnaw on him for a while.

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        January 18, 2008
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        Ya know, I’m not sure this cat could handle all of the snake eating that goes on in MGS3. (*^_^*)

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