I hear ya, Francis…
Nerd-rage LOLs aside, the never-ending login issues with Diablo III really are starting to get annoying. I was quite understanding of the expected heavy server-load when the game went live, but now it’s just sort of ridiculous. After all, there’s no way that Blizzard was unaware of how many units they were likely to sell, unaware of the limitless funding they have for server infrastructure, or unaware of their extensive knowledge and experience with running games online. You’d think that after 8 years of running the world’s most popular MMO and 11 years of development on Diablo III, BattleNet would be a little more up to the challenge. I’m remaining patient, but patience is beginning to wear thin.
If you’ve purchased the digital download version of Diablo III and finding the download speed with Blizzard’s patcher to be complete shite, try this:
- Open up Internet Explorer
- Press Alt+X to open the Tools menu
- Click on “Internet Options”
- Click on the “Connections” tab
- Click on “LAN Settings”
- Uncheck the “Automatically detect settings” option and click “Okay”
Blizzard’s patcher app uses the connection settings in Internet Explorer (even if I.E. isn’t your default web browser), and by disabling the “Automatically detect settings” option, you are likely to see a dramatic increase in download speed. Even today, when the servers are getting absolutely hammered with activity, I saw my download speed go from an average of 180kbps to 1mbps after changing that setting.
I don’t know about anyone else out there, but whenever thoughts of anything related to Diablo run through my mind, I always hear the Tristram Village theme in my head. Ethereal and haunting, that track is simply one of those special pieces of videogame score that never leaves you once it gets its hooks into your psyche.
After so many years since Diablo‘s launch, I’m hit with a huge wave of nostalgia every time I hear it…even if only hearing the first few notes.
Simply brilliant, that composition is.
Just in case you’ve been living under a rock and aren’t in the know, here’s a reminder that the VERY long-awaited Diablo III launches at midnight.
If you haven’t purchased the game yet, you can buy it directly from Blizzard, which I feel is the best option, so you can start playing it at midnight (PDT) instead of hanging out at Gamestop to pick up the retail box.
See you in hell!
I’m a sucker for horror-themed games, and getting to play one in Stubbs the Zombie (PC) — in which I get to take on the role of a brain-eating zombie — is just too rich to ignore. After all, in the post-Resident Evil era, we’ve had what seems like thousands of zombie games, and they’ve all been the same, with the player trying to survive against a zombie horde. While Stubbs hardly comes off as something completely original, its role-reversal within the horror-game genre is quite unique, and ends up making the game feel not much like anything else. Well, except for Halo…